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Join Date: Jun, 2009
Posts: 32
Gender: Male
Location: Canada
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- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
- The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it!
- The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
- The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
- A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
- A bicycle can't stand alone; it is just two-tired.
- A will is a dead giveaway.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blown apart.
- He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
- A calendar's days are numbered.
- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- Acupuncture: a jab well done
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