The Ultimate Rejection Letter

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Posted: Jun 4, 2009 5:07 AM The Ultimate Rejection Letter
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Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
414A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34209

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

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Posted: Jun 19, 2009 5:33 AM Re: The Ultimate Rejection Letter
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Poor Professor ....

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