Some Facts About Men and Women

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Posted: Jun 11, 2009 7:05 PM Some Facts About Men and Women
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  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.



  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



  • To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
  • To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



  • Married men live longer than single men.
  • But married men are a lot more willing to die.



  • Any married man should forget his mistakes.
  • No sense two people remembering the same thing.



  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.



  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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